My life feels like a test I didn’t study for
Sarcasm just one of my many talents
Just so we’re clear idk , idc
I have a good heart 💜
Suck it up buttercup
I say what everyone else is thinking
I am a great multitasker
Don’t be rude cause my rude .
Hey I found your nose .
If you love me let me sleep 💤
Being a functional adult everyday
And yet despite this look on my face .
My brain has to many tales
Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come
First of all no 2nd of all still no 🤌🏾
A fun thing to do in the morning
That’s a horrible idea what time
There is nothing I can’t do 🦋
The NICU is my jam -
Its okay if you disagree with me