Dog mom 🙂
My last fucking f*
To many kids not enough caffeine -
Sarcasm is just one of many services
Lashes longer than my patience
Another fine day ruined by adulthood
I’m not responsible for what face does
I’m not weird I am limited edition
It’s ok if you don’t like me
I am not arguing I am just explaining
I like my coffee how I like myself
I whisper wtf to myself
My brain has to many tabs
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for
Sarcasm just one of my many talents
Just so we’re clear idk , idc
I have a good heart 💜
Suck it up buttercup
I say what everyone else is thinking
I am a great multitasker
